Here’s your reminder — the kind of list you’d stick to the fridge with a pin. Not lovely vacation memories, not a shopping list, but the checklist of political horrors Donald Trump is busy pouring over America like a toxic soup.
We smelled the warning signs the first time: the stink of rotten food, the dark smoke from hell’s kitchen. And yet the encore was demanded — so since January, America is serving the heavy dish again: half-baked emergencies, burnt promises, an overcooked timeline, and a chef who never learned how to keep the kitchen clean. Let’s take bets on when even the toughest stomach will throw up.
So here they are: Trump’s Daily Specials 📌
Broken
👉 Checks and balances bent — like an IKEA chair under too much strain.
👉 Mandate myth — bragged about a landslide that never happened.
👉 Court rulings ignored — if he doesn’t like the verdicts, he just removes the judges.
Gaudy
👉 Oval Office makeover — dripping in gold, urns as ornaments, Obama gone. The people’s house??? Really?
👉 Ballroom boondoggle — $200 million dream hall with gold chandeliers and Corinthian columns. Makes you think twice if he really plans to vacate.
👉 Flagpole syndrome — giant flagpoles, erect symbolism like Roman columns. Because subtlety is for Democrats.
👉 AI Gaza fantasy — Trump’s Gaza wet dream of golden towers and topless “allies.” Beach time & Happy Hour with Benjamin, Elon & minors included.
Brutal
👉 Schedule F purge — fire the professionals, hire the loyalists.
👉 Union busting — workers stripped of rights, all in the name of “security.”
👉 $170 billion for loyal enforcers — while FBI and CIA get gutted.
👉 National Guard deployments — California, D.C., and the hint: soon in your city too.
👉 Pardons for January 6 rioters — get-out-of-jail-free cards for his own mob.
Cruel
👉 Immigrants cast as invaders — mass deportations, Guard at the border.
👉 Racial profiling & detention — echoes of history we swore never to repeat.
👉 “Animals. Poisoned blood.” — not dog whistles, but air-raid sirens.
👉 Wished Ghislaine Maxwell well.
👉 Humiliated Zelensky in the White House — narcissistic abuse in public. Women worldwide felt like watching Rosemary’s Baby while pregnant: triggered, but at least now we all know what happens when you make DADDY angry. Same for Mark Rutte, I guess.
Greedy
👉 Weaponised lawsuits — suing media, threatening law firms, and even trying to bludgeon Harvard for being too academic.
👉 Budget hostage-taking — blocking money Congress already approved.
👉 Corporate bullying — threats of nationalisation, meddling with the central bank.
👉 Crypto grift — making a billion per month by pushing schemes that look like pyramid scams must be fun!
👉 Data handed to allies — weaponising tax and government info.
Locked
👉 Project 2025 — the handbook to turn government into his personal tool. The clever crew auditioned, and America is ready for 1825!
👉 “Dictator on day one.” He said it. He meant it. Then denied it — with that evil grin. Good Lord!
👉 Insurrection Act whispers — the National Guard on his own people, in the name of “order.”
👉 Immunity shield — Supreme Court ruling: “official acts” can’t be touched. Race- and sex-based discrimination welcomed.
Gone
👉 Healthcare gutted — protections slashed, coverage weakened.
👉 Climate rollback — protections torched, smoke everywhere. Drill, baby, drill!
👉 Culture war with teeth — museums rewritten, art stamped “American” or “un-American.” Thought police in the gift shop.
👉 Renaming international waters & land grabs — Mexico’s Gulf rebadged as American, fantasies of adding Canada as the 51st state, buying Greenland, even eyeing the Panama Canal.
👉 Democracy sabotage — voter suppression, ID traps, mail-in ballots under attack.
👉 Truth: Every three minutes another lie - even researchers struggled to keep up. And that was in 2020.
So if anyone later tries to say “we couldn’t have known”, point them to the fridge. The list was there all along, taped up next to the grocery coupons and the family calendar. Every line was a warning, every bullet a flare.
History won’t buy excuses. We were given the blueprint, the receipt, the daily reminder. The only question left is whether we pay attention before the whole kitchen goes up in flames.