Trumped Out

I’m Cyberluzie—a writer and political junkie trapped in a genre I never auditioned for: America’s Worst Reality Show.

I’ve scripted TV, done investigative work, and know how to structure a narrative. But Trumpism broke my brain. It’s not politics. It’s a multi-level marketing cult selling fascism wrapped in golden sneakers and deep-fried in Fox News grease.

I started Trumped Out because watching democracy crumble to the sound of "But Hunter Biden’s laptop!" was giving me existential whiplash. This isn’t a phase—it’s a slow-motion coup performed by a man who thinks NATO is a ’90s boy band. And history’s lesson is clear: Laughing at the absurdity won’t save us. Documenting the gaslighting might.

What This Substack Does:

🔍 Names the farce (The trials! The witness intimidation! The golf-cart fascism!)
💉 Exposes the cult (74 million people followed a guy who tried to nuke a hurricane. Let’s discuss.)
☠️ Asks the quiet part loud (What if this doesn’t end? What if it gets… dumber?)

If you’ve ever watched the news and whispered, "This can’t be real," welcome. You’re home.

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P.S. “Cyberluzie” is the alter ego of a journalist with two kneecaps — and the ambition to keep it that way.